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Mon, 14 May 2007 20:28:14 GMT

So this morning after i dropped my mom off so she can go to my cousin's high school graduation I came back home and went back to sleep. During this time I had a WEIRD dream.

I was playing fetch with someone's baby alligator. And I was throwing a DVD. And the baby alligator was catching it and bringing it right back.

But anyway, i have the house and my moms car to myself this week But I feel like other people could put a week like this to better use than I can. Unless i develop a drug habit or get a pack of fighting dogs, its just gonna be me sittin in my draws drinkin 40's.

2 yrs...

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:34:00 GMT

Today is my 2nd Anniversary in aKDPhi. I remember crossing like it was yesterday and Abby commenting on how I couldn't stop smiling. But hell, who wouldn't be! I didnt even smile that much when I graduated in December. I think mostly cuz I was ready to move on from JMU, especially after my grad application was LOST and getting so caught up in work I forgot I had an exit portfolio to complete, not to mention the finals week had been the most hectic of my college career.

lets see...since my one yr anniversary my lineage grew like whoa. I got two LiLs and a GrandLiL and its freakin AWESOME.

LiLs Victoria (JMU) and Nhi Ha (VCU), GrandLiL Karen (VCU) and Bigness Jillililian

And I just have to say I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove my syands. Im so glad i have all my uva iotas, and the others from tech, unc, ucsb and everywhere else. and yes i said MY. cuz yall are mine, my PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS. but seriously everytime we get together its like we're from the same school and pick up where we left of when we last saw each other. There's no one i'd rather have feed me cereal, get a lapdance from or sit in a dark bathroom with. nope nope nope. So what if i dont have PSis' at JMU. I couldnt be more happier with the ones I have and I'm glad things are the way they are.

Being in aKDPhi definately showed me the lengths some people are willing to go for one another. Especially during my last semester. To see you happy, to make sure that you are okay, who push you when you are at your breaking point and wanna shake the shit outta somebody, not that that happened or anything . But there are people in this world who will have your back no matter what F'd up shit you do, who genuinely do care. It wasn't something I was expecting to find when I started two years ago. Oh yeah,

SOLOS ROCK!

Happy 1yr Babes!

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:24:59 GMT

Awww my cutie babies are celebrating their one year anniversary today!

Their first house meeting in April 2006.

hosting SESC 2007 @ JMU

only one year and they already do so much, know how to balance and have fun. I couldnt be more proud or inspired! Plus, there's no one else I'd want to drink in an empty hot tub with.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:20:03 GMT

i havent seen the lil lady in 8months or so. i'm driving up THREE HOURS on a friday night. I'm dragging her out, and she will enjoy EVERY freaking minute of it. cuz she's with me oh yeah. started at a real job today. so all you career peeps need to explain to me why the drink is of importance with lots and lots of examples. and i'm only coming up for one day cuz i gotta go to my other job saturday afternoon. So this trip's gotta count.

and dont be cheap yo, that $10 cover is going to susan g. komen and the cammy lee leukemia foundation. And you get a free drink up to $8 (spend on me please)

Come play with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! you havent seen me in forever.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:12:19 GMT

FREAKIN EDIT!

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

so at work tonight, these two people played it out PERFECTLY.

This chick was let off work and some dude came in to take her place and he was supposed to stay til close. Then the chick is like "i'll take the dudes place cuz he has stuff to do". so she told the manager and the manager let her stay on, so I get stuck with closing. She asks me if that's okay and i just looked at her, cuz wtf am i supposed to do, i already figured i'd have to close since they worked out this lil plan of theirs. then the chick gets let off work about an hour later cuz she had been there all day. And while they gave the manager some BS excuse, they really met up at Chili's to hang out when she got off work.

WHAT?!?!? YO MOMMA!

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:39:55 GMT

me at work today. a reenactment for your entertainment~

Me: Hi how are you all doing today?

(couple walks up looking at the tv)

Woman: Good. OOOOH what did Imus do now?!?!

Me: He made a derogatory comment about the Rutger's basketball team.

Man: What did he say? We're in from out of town and haven't seen the news today.

Me: He made a racial comment about the Rutger's womans basketball team.

Woman: What did he say? I can't stand him. Its okay, you can tell us. *leans forward*

Me: He called the team nappy headed hos.

Couple:

Me: *trying to suppress my laughter*

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and i must be honest, i cracked up a lil the first time i heard it on tv. call me crazy, but i can hear myself, or one of my friends saying that.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:48:59 GMT

Today I saw my middle school home economics teacher, and three of my middle school gym teachers, two of whom taught my MOM in high school and remember her. My home ec teacher I didnt recognize at first and was like why is this heifer all in my grill cheesin away.

NONE of them have aged ONE BIT! and actually look BETTER now than they did 10yrs ago.

I'm wondering if i should stay down here forever because there is OBVIOUSLY something in the water to keep these people from aging.

Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:04:53 GMT

Okay so here's a REAL updated on the life of Tonya.

Today was my first day on the floor learning how to serve at Red Lobster of Williamsburg. Why did I choose to be a server? Because only old men w/ low incomes were tryna pick me up on the corner and someone went all Wayne Brady on my ass when I came up one night short. Why Red Lobster of Williamsburg? Because of the TOURISTS. The restaurant is in between Colonial Williamsburg, hotels and OUTLET SHOPPING. Even though I'll be completely exhausted I'll have MONEY IN THE BANK! As long as I dont get fired first

This is all apart of my EVIL and well crafted plan to end up living in Northern Virginia by December. I want to make sure i have AT LEAST 6mos worth of money to live off of in case anything happens like all those people on Oprah suggest. I also would like to be able to take a vacation somewhere. Seems like tons of people have been to Vegas, South Beach, or out of the country within the last year. I wanna get married and then have the marriage annulled 52 hrs later or not. I wanna salsa with some fine ass Puerto Ricans and Cubanos in a club and yell out CULO! I wanna take pictures with a gnome and pick up an Irish accent in a bar. Tonya has a lot of living to do.

I also would not be able to accept living down here for any longer. Its just blah.

On another note. I just wanna shake the shit outta someone. HAHAHA completely random yes, but i dont like being confused, or having my thoughts taken over. Son of a bitch!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:26:46 GMT

Too long a sacrifice can make a stone of the heart...

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:44:21 GMT

I know you guys miss me. I think this is the longest i've gone without updating.

Well I'm making an announcement to let you all know that an update is coming soon.